I have now officially become an old guinea woman.
I wake up in the morning and kid myself that the sensation I feel is hunger, and that coffee will pacify it. One cup of coffee. Two Tums. I used to have several cups of coffee, but now…it hurts. I can feel it in the back of [...]
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Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
Posted in Acid reflux, Easter, body image, diet, family, holidays, sleep deprivation, weight, tagged Acid reflux, aging, bacon, booze, carbinated beverages, chocolate, citrus, coffee, dairy, Easter, Frank's Red hot, hunger, Italian, Mucinex, oatmeal, onions, pizza, postnasal drip, purple pill, rice, singing, toast, tomatoes, Tums on April 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
3:30 AM. Or So.
Posted in beds, body image, diet, family, holidays, husbands, marriage, sleep deprivation, weight on March 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Up again. I squint and basically have to deform my myopic eyeballs to see the red numbers on the clock. 3:38 AM. I don’t know whether the clock is still off by a few minutes or not, but again, it’s way too early to be up.
I’m hot. I take off my socks. There’s a peculiar [...]
Dear Santa:
Posted in Christmas, family, holidays, husbands, marriage, sleep deprivation on December 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Santa:
How are you? I hope that this year has been both busy and productive. hey to Mrs. Claus, the Elves and the reindeer. I have been very good this year. Here is my list:
I would like my own apartment. Period. End of story.
I used to love Christmas. Now it’s just a perpetual cycle of [...]
